most annoying thing. (Addressing people over and over as "My Friends")

...Oh and referring to yourself as a "maverick".

I'm a handsome man and I approve this message.

Perfect choice for John McCain (Sarah Palin)

I'll remind you nicely that John McCain is the closest thing there is to an independent 3rd party candidate. That he's a guy who makes his own decisions and is nothing like George Bush and Dick Cheney. I'm the most sincere and polite person you've seen since this election started and don't act like that's not appealing. But you just met me so take your time and try and make me look bad, I'll be interested to see what you find.

Your friend,

Sarah

Best God (Jesus)

Jesus is the best God becouse He rules in love not fear. Unlike what most peopel think He dose not ask for eny thing but that you belive in Him.and thats all you need to do to enter heaven. other gods make you do a life time of work to enter thier 'haven'. All Jesus want's is your love and for you to exsept His love. Hecare's for those who belive and love Him like a father, no better then a father for He is the perfect father. He dose have rules, but He dosn't demand thatyou follow them, all He asks is that you do your best by them. And wile others hate thier enemy He dose not, but loves them insted (not an easy feet in its self). WHat Jesus Hates is NOT you but your sin, and ONLY your sin. some do more for Him then others, but He dosn't love onemore then the other. And lastly yet most inportent He died for you, to pay your way into heaven. would other gods die for you? Jesus is the ecense of love, kindness and protetion. let Him adopt you.
P.S.anwser to the age old questin 'Why did god let there be evil and sin.' anwser; It's cald freedom of choice. figur the rest out for your self.
wertin by AJ, Email at artist_writer_manga@yahoo.com

Why I'm The Worst Olympic Sport

Gymnastics is the worst Olympic Sport and it has absolutely nothing to do with the athletes competing. It has everything to do with the nitwits judging the athlets. The 2008 Summer Games have done nothing but further drive that point home, as time after time seasoned veterans, coaches and die-hard fans alike have been left scratching thier heads wondering where the hell a certain score came from. And it's been bad across the board, it's been unfortunate and unfair to a few female Americans, but the incompetecne of the juding has not limited itself to American athletes.

And the OIC has to take the largest part of the blame. In thier infinite wisdom, they made a rule that states that no judge can be on an event panel while a competitor from his or her country is in the event. That's great, if you're not from the USA, China or Romania, because then you get the best and most experienced and knowledgable judging. If you are from one of the power countries, you are stuck with judges from Australia, Mexico and France. In the women's uneven bars alone, four of the six "judges" that were in charge of who gets the gold medal, were from countires that have never produced a gymnastics medallist of ANY color - let alone gold. And the scores proved thier incompetence in the event.

Sorry ladies and gentlemen, we love watching you compete and marvel at your amazing strength, flexibility and athleticism, but Olympic gymnastics is the worst sport because of the people they put in charge of handing out the medals.

Why I'm The Best Olympic Sport

Is there even a real need to explain why women's beach volleyball is the best Olympic Sport? You've got plenty of sand, you've got incredibly attractive women running and diving around chasing a volleyball. And if you're a fan of the United States, we're watching the best team in the world that hasn't lost a match since around the time Kennedy was in office. OK, not that long, but it's over 100 straight matches and that's pretty long. That, in a nutshell is why woemn's beach volleyball is the best Olympic Sport.

Why I'm the Most Inhumane Olympic Sport (Girls Gymnastics)

Hello, I am girl’s Gymnastics and I am the most inhumane sport in the Olympics. I exploit the athleticism of poor little girls who were shipped off to Olympic training camps before they could walk, fed measured daily allotments of vitamin fortified gruel, and forced to learn wicked contortions and gravity defying flips. We do this for your entertainment and to foster nationalism in a world where patriotism can sometimes lag.

But that’s not all we accomplish. We also make sure that these girls are used and worthless after their 22^nd birthdays. Being that they spent their entire lives up until their 16^th birthdays in our secret training facilities they were unable to grow socially or academically. That means that once they are done winning us shiny metals they are banished to trailer parks where they have to shack up with former hillbillies turned ditch diggers and use their superflexiflipmagic to get Budweiser from the fridge while microwaving potpies.

They are champions.

Have you ever seen a forty year old female gymnast? That’s because as soon as their intensive training stops their biology tries to make up for years of abuse by morphing them into haggard freaks that have to cover their faces with scarves when they leave the house lest they want a mob to form and burn them at a cross to free the world of their witchery.

Girls Power!

xoxoxo,
Girl's Gymnastics


Jason Cogswell
jaycogswell@gmail.com

Most Bizarre Olympic Sport (Modern Pentathlon)

The most bizarre Olympic sport has to be the combo-shooting, fencing, swimming, horseback riding, running dealio . The modern Pentathlon is supposed to simulate a military mission. Yet, in reality it seems more like hodge-podge version of babysitting 8 year-old boys. There they go armed with air pistols, bang bang… Now Johnny and Ricky are sword fighting , Stevie is swimming in a pretend moat and now he is jumpin on a horse-- ride cowboy ride! The only thing that sorta makes sense(military-wise) is running your ass off at the end. F-ing freaky--like the winter Olympics where they ski and shoot rifles after schnapps . Bizarre, weird kind of like Beijing itself but a spectacle all the way around . 2008 Olympiad, is the gayest one yet, in fact if you look closely in the stands you will see the Chinese version of Liberace. How bizarre.